Saturday, April 28, 2012

பெண்களை புரிந்து கொள்வது எப்படி?



இந்தப் பொண்ணுங்க இருக்காங்களே...

அவங்க சோகமா இருக்கும் போது , ஏன் சோகமா இருக்கேன்னு நாம கேட்டா, ஒண்ணுமில்லையேன்னு பதில் வரும். சரி நாமளும் ஒண்ணுமில்லை தானேன்னு நெக்ஸ்ட் டாபிக் ஓபன் பண்ணினா, நான் வருத்தமா இருக்கேன் ஆனா நீ அதைப் பத்தி கொஞ்சம் கூட கண்டுக்க  மாட்டே இல்ல...இப்ப எல்லாம் உனக்கு என்மேல லவ்வே இல்லைன்னு அணு குண்டை தூக்கி அசால்ட்டா நம்ம மேல போட்டுருவாளுங்க.

அப்படி எல்லாம் ஒண்ணுமில்ல நீ சொல்லுன்னு சொன்னா, அதெல்லாம் ஒன்னுமில்லைன்னு சொல்லிட்டு வீட்டுக்கு போய்டுவாங்க.
நாம ஏதாவது கேட்டு மசேஜ் பண்ணினா, ம்ம், ஓகே, யா...இப்படியே ரிப்ளை பண்ணி கடுப்பேத்துவாங்க...கொலைவெறியாகி என்னன்னு 
கேட்டுடலாமான்னு வாயத் தொறக்குற நேரத்துல உனக்கு என்னை பிடிக்கல, நீ என்னை மதிக்கல, நான் உனக்கு இம்பார்டன்ட் இல்லை..இது மாதிரி ஏதாவது டபுள் மீனிங்ல பார்வர்ட் மசேஜ் அனுப்பிடுவாளுங்க..

வாழ்க்கையே வெறுத்துப் போய் இன்னைக்கு ரெண்டுல ஒண்ணு கேட்டுடலாம்ன்னு மொபைல்ல டயல் பண்ணினா, அது பாட்டுக்கு 
பாலன்ஸ் முடிஞ்சு போச்சுன்னு சொல்லும்...மொறைக்கிற பிரெண்ட்கிட்டேயோ, அம்மா, அப்பாகிட்டயோ கெஞ்சி கூத்தாடி இல்லாட்டி போனா, திருடியாவது ரீ லோடு பண்ணி...என்ன தான் உன் பிரச்சனைன்னு கேட்போம்...இப்ப எல்லாம் நான் உனக்கு பிரச்சனையா போயிட்டேன்ல ..இப்படி ரிப்ளை வரும்..இதுல ஆரம்பிச்சு மூணாம் உலகப் போர் தோத்துப் போற ரேஞ்சுல சண்டை போட்டு முடிவுல சரி போனை வைன்னு சொல்லுவோம்...

நீ தானே கால் பண்ணினே, நீயே வைன்னு பதில் வரும்...நாம வைக்கலாமா வேணாமான்னு யோசிக்கும் போதே, எதுக்கு மறுபடி 
பிரச்சனைன்னு பாலன்ஸ் தீர்ந்து போய் அதுவே கட் ஆகிடும்..
நாம தான் இளிச்சவாய்கள் ஆச்சே...பிரச்னையை அவ்ளோ சீக்கிரமா முடிச்சிடுவோமா...விடாம சட்டை பாக்கெட்ல தேடி பொறுக்கி ஒரு ரூபாய் காயினை கண்டு பிடிச்சு மறுபடி கால் பண்ணினா, நோ ரெஸ்பான்ஸ் ...சரிதான் போடின்னு வீம்பா வீட்டுல வந்து படுத்த அடுத்த செக்கனே ஒரு எஸ்எம்எஸ் வரும்...கால் கட் பண்ணுற அளவுக்கு பெரியாளாயிட்டேன்னு...பதறியடிச்சு...இல்லை மொபைல் பாலன்ஸ் தீர்ந்து போச்சுன்னு ஒரு குய்க் எஸ்எம்எஸ் தட்டி விட்டுட்டு கடைல கட்டி தொங்க விட்ட இறைச்சியை நாய் பார்க்கிற மாதிரி மொபைலையே பார்த்துட்டிருப்போம் ரிப்ளை பண்ணுவாள்ன்னு...ம்ஹூம்...வழக்கம் போலவே நோ ரெஸ்பான்ஸ் தான்...

நைட் முழுக்க, நம்ம லவ் இப்படி சொதப்பிட்டுதேன்னு பீல் பண்ணி எப்ப தூங்குறோம்ன்னு தெரியாம தூங்கி எந்திரிச்சு காலைல மொபைல் பார்த்தா, சாரின்னு ஒரு எஸ்எம்எஸ் வந்திருக்கும்...ச்சே ச்சே நான் நேத்தே அதெல்லாத்தையும் மறந்துட்டேன்னு பதில் அனுப்பிட்டு அவளை பார்க்கலாம்ன்னு ஆசை ஆசையா கிளம்பி போய் நிப்போம்.

அங்க என்ன நடக்கும் தெரியுமா? மறுபடியும் முதல் வரியை படியுங்க...

Out of box "Think"ing



 

Think out of the Box.. 6 beautiful HR Questions !!!

Here are some of the typical HR questions asked to find out if the candidates have "out of box" thinking capability


Question 1:

"What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you, sir."

Question 2:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant ?

I will be very excited and take a day off, to celebrate with my husband. (Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why should I think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.)

Question 3:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived and was kept before the candidate, then he asked "What is before you?"

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" and got selected.

(You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before him?.
Answer: The question was "What is before you U? (-alphabet). Reply was "TEA" T (- alphabet).

Question 4:

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mithila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 5:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back. *
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 6:

The interviewer asked the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and said that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked "how did you decide that this is the central point of this table?", then he answers quickly that "Sir you are not supposed to ask any more question, as it was the last question as you promised .....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.

This is what Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

"THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX"

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Zodiac signs - elements and compatibility

Zodiac signs - elements and compatibility

Based on the four primary elements, i.e., earth, fire, air and water, all the Sun Signs are classified into four categories: 1) Earth Signs, 2) Fire Signs, 3) Air Signs, and 4) Water Signs. The elements not only have distinct characteristics, but also have a strong influence on our existence. In fact, they are like the principles of life, which give a broad idea about how a person would lead his life. When people share same element, it considerably increases the likelihood of them sharing similar traits.


Earth Signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn 

 Earth is the foundation of civilisation, prosperity and progress. Earth is not made up of just one element; it is combination of many mineral compounds and other elements. Likewise, people born under an Earth Sign are dependable, stable, solid and multi faceted. Down to earth and humble, they don't aim for recognition. If something has to be done, it has to be done, they believe. Besides, they practise what they believe in. So you would rarely find an Earth Sign native not giving his best to complete a project. They mean business, and if it brings status and fame, they would happily accept them. However, their popularity never goes to their heads. They are rigid and stubborn. If they make up their minds, it is next to impossible to convince them to change their opinion. While in the competitive world such determination may work as an advantage, it may disrupt the harmony in their personal lives. The Earth people dislike change. Given a choice, they would happily be contented with what they already have. They will prefer a time-tested route over an unexplored path that increases the possibility of a failure. In other words, they are conventional and cautious. Because of these characteristics, they sometimes let lucrative opportunities slip through their fingers. 

Compatibility: 

While they may find the quick, animated and energetic Air sign natives to be fascinating, the Earth people may find the people with Fire element to be too aggressive and forceful. Earth Signs are not as sensitive as the Water Signs are, however, the latter has the capacity to comfort the tension-prone Earth signs. 


Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius 

 Fire is an unpredictable element which is difficult to control. Fire has its own rhythm and positive points, but if enough attention is not paid, it can cause massive destruction, too. Just like fire, people born under a Fire sign are strong, bright, aggressive, passionate and will not let anything come in their way, be it emotions or people. They have amazing leadership quality, all thanks to their confident, dynamic personality and enthusiasm. They trust their instincts which usually lead them to the right path. They also have a strong sense of self-respect; hurt that and you'll certainly regret your actions! They tend to be arrogant, rude and self-centred. Unlike the Earth people, they want recognition and compliments for their efforts and achievements. They make it point that they don't go unnoticed. They are very vocal about their wants and opinions. So when they want anything, they will convey it directly, to the right person. Don't expect a Fire person to sit beside you, wipe your tears and heal your wounds. Although they may try to comfort you and offer a shoulder to cry on, they may soon lose patience. Be prepared for that!

 Compatibility: 

 Although they are compatible with the Air sings, Fire people sometimes get bored, irritated, tired with their constant intellectual observations. Water and fire, both have the capacity to distroy the other. Therefore, the relationship between a Fire sign native and a Water sign native will require a lot of nurturing, and it should be handled with utmost care. An Earth sign native can provide the much needed discipline and make the Fire sign native channelise in the right direction.

Air Signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius 

 Unlike earth, fire and water, you cannot see air. However, it doesn't lessen the importance of this primary element of life force. Air can reach the heights where no other element can. You can hold air in a container, but not for long. It will find a way out or become stale. Similarly, it is not easy to restrict Air signs within a particular area. They are like free birds that will listen to their own voice, change the directions on their will and enjoy their freedom. Talkative and creative, the Air people are thinkers who would ideate and make sure that their plans get materialised. These people are unpredictable, just like the wind. They are extremely goal oriented, so much so that they would not waste time on feelings and emotional discussions. They would keep themselves away from heavy emotional discussions and expressing their feelings. This may not go down well with the people around them. Others may perceive them to be eccentric, but the truth is they are ahead of their times and can think deeply about abstract matters. It is their unconventional thinking pattern which differentiates them from the rest of the crowd. They are intelligent and exceptionally good at formulating theories, finding answers to complicated puzzles, research and solving problems.

Compatibility: 

 Come to think of it, Air doesn't need any other element. Nevertheless, other elements do make a difference in the lives of the Air sign. Fire can help Air rise and become an energy booster. Earth sign can expect warmth from the an Air sign. However, it may also find it difficult to bring the Air sign come to its level. The Air-Water combination is a dangerous one because it has a great potential to destruct the surroundings, just like a tornado and tsunami. Unless they ignore the minor differences in their relationship, it is not an advisable union.

Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces 


Water can be found in the everything around us, in some or the other form. It doesn't have any shape, but it will get into the shape of the container in which it is put. It is harmless as long as it is in a controlled environment. But the magnitude of devastation can be unimaginable when water goes out of control. People born under a Water sign has similar characteristics. When their emotions are threatened and they no more cope with the situation, they can fall prey to food, drugs, alcohol. Water signs are the most sensitive Signs of the entire zodiac calendar. They have an innate ability to understand people, their motives. In other words, the Water signs know how to deal with others. Such a trait makes them caring, empathetic, loving and helpful individuals. They will willingly sacrifice their interests in order to help others. But when others don't even acknowledge their efforts and sacrifices, they get deeply hurt. They deeply feel every emotion and therefore the emotions rule their actions.

Compatibility: 

 An Earth-Water combination works well for both the people involved. While Water help Earth grow to its full potential, Earth will provide a comfortable home to Water. A Fire sign can provide the courage and motivation to the Water sign to reach great heights. However, this is can become a complicated relationship. A Water-Air combination can only be favourable if they respect each other's individuality and don't let a situation get blown out of proportion.

MS Dhoni

  Mahendra Singh Dhoni

 Mahendra Singh Dhoni(MS Dhoni) have huge number of cricket fans. I am one of them. I have decided to create this lens with interesting details about Dhoni's cricket, records, achievements, awards,family,Photos and videos. He is the most successful Indian captain ever. He has won T20 World cup and now ICC World Cup 2011 for India. He is a cool captain with lot of skills. 

Dhoni will decide his availability for 2015 world cup in 2013 

"If you see 2015, three and a half years to go, I don't really know where I will stand. Everything needs to go off well and then close to 2013, I will have to take a call whether I can be 100% available for the 2015 World Cup. Because at the end of the day you don't want a wicketkeeper part of the side who has not played at least 100-odd games - at least close to 80-100 games going into the World Cup. So that's a call that needs to be taken. But if everything goes off well, 2013 end will be the time where we will have to carefully study the body and see what can be done." said Dhoni.

Dhoni told about his emotions after winning the 2011 world cup. "Yes I did (cry) you don't really have footage of that," Dhoni said. "It's very difficult to control an emotion like that. I was controlling it, quickly. I wanted to go up to the dressing room and I see two of my players crying and running onto me. Fortunately, all of a sudden, I started crying and I looked up and there was a huddle around me. It was one of the biggest things for us as Indian cricketers. The last time we won the proper 50-over version was 28 years back. So most of the people part of the side wanted to win the World Cup and as soon as we got into a position where we saw the World Cup coming into our dressing room, that was the time when emotions started to flow. If you see before the post-match presentation, almost each and every player cried."

Dhoni talking about his unconventional batting style, "We played on a 16-18 yard wicket with a tennis ball and most of the times the bowler tried to push in a yorker. That was the kind of shot that you needed to hit it for a six because in tennis ball cricket, you don't have to middle it. Even if you are using the bottom-most part of the bat, if you hit it quite well, it always goes over the boundary. I think I became better. I never practiced it, I used it in the games. And not to forget, I've quite often hit my left ankle doing that. Over the years you get better and better and I've seen a few other people trying to copy it."

Dhoni is more influential than Obama and Messi


Indian cricket captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni, who lead Team India to its first World Cup title in 28 years, found himself ranked above global football icon Lionel Messi and U.S. President Barack Obama in the Time magazine's list of 100 most influential people in the world for the year 2010. He, ranked 52nd in the chart. The Time magazine described him as "captain fantastic." The highest-ranked Indian in the latest Time list, he is only the second Indian sportsman after Sachin Tendulkar to make it there.

MS Dhoni with World Cup

 


Dhoni wins the World Cup 2011

Man Of the Match in the Final


Profile

Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Born : 7th July, 1981
Place of Birth : Ranchi, Bihar
Major Teams : Jharkhand,Bihar,Chennai Super Kings,Asia XI,India
Height : 5 ft 11 in
Player Type : Wicket-keeper, Batsman, Captain,
Batting Style : Right Hand Bat
Bowling Style : Right-hand medium
Also known as: Mahi,Dhoni,MS

Dhoni's Family

Dad's Name : Pan Singh
Mother's Name : Devaki Devi
Sister's Name : Jayanti
Brother's Name : Narendra
Wife's Name :Sakshi Singh Rawat

 Dhoni's Favourite

Film Star : John Abraham
Cricketer : Adam Gilchrist
Singer : Lata Mangeshkar,Kishore Kumar
Childhood idols : Sachin Tendulkar, Amitabh Bachchan

Centuries by MS Dhoni

Hundreds in ODI and Test matches

ODI Centuries:
No
Runs
Match
Opponent
Venue
Year


1
148
5
Pakistan
Vishakapatnam, India
2005


2
183*
22
Sri Lanka
Jaipur, India
2005


3
139*
74
Africa XI
Chennai, India
2007


4
109*
109
Hong Kong
Karachi, Pakistan
2008


5
124
143
Australia
Nagpur, India
2009


6
107
152
Sri Lanka
Nagpur, India
2009


7
101*
156
Bangladesh
Dhaka, Bangladesh
2010








Test Centuries:
No.
Runs
Match
Against
Venue
Year


1
148
5
Pakistan
Faisalabad, Pakistan
2006


2
110
38
Sri Lanka
Ahmedabad, India
2009


3
100*
40
Sri Lanka
Mumbai, India
2009


4
132*
42
South Africa
Kolkata, India
2010





Man of the Series Awards

No.
Runs
Opponent
Venue
Season
Matches
As keeper


1
346
Sri Lanka
India
2005-06
7(5 Innings)
6Catches,3Stumpings


2
127
Bangladesh
Bangladesh
2007
2(2 Innings)
1Catch,2Stumpings


3
193
Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka
2008
5(5 Innings)
3Catches,1Stumping


4
182
West Indies
West Indies
2009
4(3 Innings)
4Catches,1Stumping



 

Wallpaper - MS Dhoni Bowling in the nets

Photo of MS Dhoni's Bowling

 M S Dhoni's Batting statistics at IPL 2011

Against
Run
Ball
4s
6s
SR


KKR
29
21
1
1
138.09


KP
43
20
4
2
215


RCB
22
16
1
1
137.5


KTK
14
13
1
1
107.69


MI
3
6
0
0
50


PW
26
21
2
1
123.8


PW
-
-
-
-
-


DC
21
22
1
1
95.45


RR
-
-
-
-
-


KKR
-
-
-
-
-


RR
41*
19
3
3
215.78


DD
63*
31
5
4
203.22


KTK
9
6
1
0
150


RCB
70*
40
3
6
175


RCB
29
19
3
1
152.63


RCB
22
13
0
2
169.23

 

World Cup winning Captain MS Dhoni with his Wife Sakshi Singh Rawat 

 

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